Someone seriously needs to check on Lamar Odom because his obsession with Khloe Kardashian is starting to get… well, concerning. Welcome back to The Sloan Show! Today, we’ve got some jaw-dropping news that you probably won’t believe. Lamar Odom has reportedly purchased a Khloe Kardashian look-alike adult doll.
Yes, you read that right. A doll. Custom-made to resemble his ex-wife, Khloe Kardashian, whom he’s been separated from for years. It’s giving major “this could be a true-crime episode” vibes, and honestly, I’m not even sure what to say.
According to TMZ, Lamar visited the RealDolls facility in Las Vegas, where he browsed their collection of custom dolls. Apparently, he decided it was time to invest in one that, uh, brought back memories of Khloe. His manager, Gina, even confirmed that he first heard about the dolls in a news article and thought, “Yep, I need one of those.”
Now, let me just say this—we don’t kink shame here, but… Lamar. Why? Why did you see an article and immediately think, “I need a doll that looks like my ex”?
And here’s the kicker: the doll doesn’t even really look like Khloe! I mean, did they design it to match her earlier look and then give it the post-surgery upgrade? The whole thing is just next-level bizarre.
For those watching, don’t worry—we’re blurring out the doll’s, uh, more “intense” features. But let me just say, those eyes (and other, um, details) are impossible to ignore. They’re staring right at me, and honestly, I’m uncomfortable.
So, Lamar Odom was in Vegas for his birthday and thought, “Hey, why not buy a custom doll?” According to reports, he specifically wanted one with nice curves and a face modeled after his ex-wife, Khloé Kardashian. Yep, you read that right—Khloé.
TMZ even got their hands on videos showing Lamar browsing catalogs and handling toys at a workshop. In one clip, he flat-out says he could “do whatever he wants” with a doll that looks like her. Honestly, if this is some publicity stunt cooked up by his manager, Gina, she needs to rethink her strategy. This is just… weird.
Let’s rewind for a second. Lamar and Khloé had something special back in 2009. They met at a party, hit it off instantly, and even had their own reality show. But let’s not sugarcoat it—Lamar completely messed it up. Remember in 2015 when he was found unconscious at a brothel in Nevada? He ended up in a coma, and Khloé dropped everything to help him recover. She was there while he relearned how to walk, talk, and function—something most people wouldn’t even do for their current partner, let alone an ex.
Fast forward to now, and it feels like Lamar’s still clinging to the past. Khloé’s moved on, and honestly, good for her. She deserves way better than all of this.
Speaking of unsettling news, there’s another story making waves—former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries and his partner, Matthew Smith, are being accused of some seriously disturbing stuff. Allegedly, they used their money and influence to exploit young men, flying them to places like New York, the Hamptons, and even exotic destinations like Morocco and St. Barts for events that reportedly involved coercion and commercial sex acts.
The lawsuit, filed over a year ago, describes horrifying details. One of the men involved is even said to wear a patch over his nose because of a deformity—it’s all so bizarre and unsettling. Abercrombie & Fitch has since tried to wash its hands of Jeffries, saying he left the company over a decade ago and that they’re appalled by his alleged actions.
Here’s the thing: people like Jeffries, Epstein, and others who use their power to harm others shouldn’t just be thrown in prison—they need an entirely new system of accountability. These stories are becoming far too common, and something’s got to change.
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So, I just read something that shocked me. A family source confirmed to TMZ that Bad Baby has been diagnosed with cancer. She recently addressed some backlash about her weight, explaining that the cancer medication she’s on has caused her to lose weight. Honestly, I didn’t even know she was sick. Some people pointed out that she seemed to lose weight during her on-and-off relationship with Leevon, who’s been physically abusive toward her. That’s heartbreaking.
After hinting about her diagnosis, Bad Baby has been flooded with support, which is great to see. Thankfully, she has healthcare and financial security, which definitely puts her in a better position than most. I was kind of taken aback when she shared her earnings from 2021, though—apparently, she made somewhere between $20 to $30 million from OnlyFans. It’s wild. Honestly, I don’t think I could do OnlyFans, but if you knew you’d make $30 million… it’s hard to say no, right? But it’s also sad to think about how many people were waiting for her to turn 18.
There were some comments like, “The way she started right after she turned 18, LOL,” and, “$36 million from November to April? That’s insane.”
Before we wrap up, I want to touch on Elon Musk for a minute. Now that Trump has won, it feels like Musk has gotten even more powerful. Speaking of which, did you guys vote? If you feel comfortable, let me know who you voted for. This is a safe space.
Musk’s estranged transgender daughter, Vivian Wilson, has been calling him out after he responded to a post about her possibly leaving the U.S. I’ve seen a lot of people talking about leaving the country recently. If you’re one of those people, drop a comment—I’m curious. Is it because of the presidency?
It’s no secret that Donald Trump doesn’t have a great reputation when it comes to supporting the LGBTQ+ community. Vivian, being transgender, has spoken up about her father’s views on the matter. She said, “I don’t see my future in the U.S., even if he’s only in office for four years. Even if anti-trans laws don’t happen, the people who voted for him aren’t going anywhere.”
Vivian is Musk’s daughter from his first marriage, and she’s been pretty open about how he wasn’t around much when she was a kid and how he criticized her for being feminine and queer. Musk claims he was “tricked” into consenting to her gender dysphoria treatment when she was 16, but Vivian says he knew exactly what was going on.
It’s really sad to see family dynamics like this, especially when it’s so public. Family is everything, and I feel for Vivian. Musk has so many kids, though. I might need to do a whole episode about him—let me know if you’d be into that! And if you’re not subscribed to Let’s Get Into It, go check it out!
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